Monday, May 2, 2011

Book Reviews

I used to be a voracious reader. I'd read anything and everything. I'd wake up in the morning and read thecereal box if there wasn't anything else to read.

When other kids got in trouble, their parents would make them read or wouldn't let them watch TV. Not mine, my punishment - no books! Once they even punished me by making me watch TV with them.

But life has gotten in the way. I have papers to read and grade. Lesson plans to prep, textbooks to read and plan from and so reading for fun has fallen by the wayside. I've decided to change that.

After our local bookstore closed and the nearest bookstore was a 45 minute drive, I figured it would be cheaper to invest in an e-reader. I bought a Barnes and Noble Nook which I love. If I finish a book and I'm still not tired - no worry, just go shopping on the device, find a book and download it. An added plus, I can change the size of the font so my eyes don't get tired any more.

So this has been my introduction to my book reviews.

Culinary Day 1

I love to create and I love food, so going into the culinary program at school seemed logical. Plus it was free because I already work there. Ok the books weren't free and even with my discount came to $200. OUCH! I don't think I'd sell back the culinary skills book anyway - it's a how to manuel with recipes and lots of diagrams and pictures.

We met the teacher; I think he's like 12 and fresh out of culinary school himself. Sometime in the next two weeks, I have to go buy my culinary uniform - white jacket, black pants and hat. What's wrong with that picture??? Me and white don't work - EVER. I'll spill something on it, cut myself and bleed on it, catch it on fire...white is a bad idea. Black pants...also not a good idea. I have two white cats. There is cat hair every in my house and car. I don't care if I vacuum constantly I'll still have cat hair on those black pants. The hair gets in the dryer; it's on my clothes and so it gets in my car...another bad bad idea.

I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Wendy's. I knew most of the stuff we covered today because of the 12 years I spent working for that company. I had to take various tests to get into management and not a lot has changed in the past 16 years.

This class is going to focus on - cutting! Yikes! To pass the class I have to cut up a chicken - gross. I suppose it could be worse. I could have to pluck and gut it. Let it be known that chicken terrifies me. It's full of really nasty bacteria, it's slimey and it stinks. I don't want to touch it. I'll eat it, if it's breaded in a sandwich from McDonald's or I get a bucket from KFC, but I don't want to be responsible for possibly killing someone.

Another thing we're going to do is cook a banquet featuring a diabetic menu. That will be interesting I suppose or dull. I listen to my diabetic friends complain about what they can't eat - no breads, no sugars, those are my mainstay.

We're also going to focus on soups, sauces and vegetables. Hmmm...I'm just glad I'm not eating this stuff. I'm not a big fan of soup. The only sauces I use are spaghetti sauce and that's easy - go to the store, buy a jar of Ragu and put it in a pan. Voila - the only sauce needed. A for vegetables -gross. I don't eat no stinkin' vegetables - maybe corn once in a while. I hope we don't have to eat this stuff or I'll be vomiting regularly.

I did learn one thing - the broiler is not meant to cook food - only sear it quickly - hmmm...I'll have to remember not to cook my steaks in that.

Next week we have a test over appliances so I'm going to go make some flashcards so I can practice identifying them.