Monday, April 4, 2011

future stories

Ben the Sheep; Spot the Pig or the day I won a pregnant sow; -yes I had original names for my pets. Henriette the soccer playing pig; showing pigs at the fair, the half hour I was pork princess. Hmmm I did have other pets, but pigs were my life for awhile.

Piano lessons while the old man lay dying.
Driving while my head was on fire
Stick a needle in my eye
the Clown at McDonald's
The day I nearly killed my husband with my cooking
Burning down the house
please don't let me poop!
Family vacations here there and everywhere
Mom I got a job!

These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

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